In 1981 I was born. This was a good thing. However, in 1981 Nicholas Cage had his acting debut. This was a bad thing. Well, it’s been 28 years, but the world has finally begun to agree with me. There are not sufficient words in the English language to describe how much I can not stand his awful accent in Con Air, nor his horrid acting in Ghostrider … and don’t get me started on the cr*p on a stick film he made from stealing my idea for the Declaration of Independence/Da Vinci Code thriller. That still makes my blood boil … but at least I’m not the only one, watch the video.
“Why couldn’t you put the bunny back in the box” … who writes that sh*t?!