In 1981 I was born.  This was a good thing.  However, in 1981 Nicholas Cage had his acting debut.  This was a bad thing.  Well, it’s been 28 years, but the world has finally begun to agree with me.  There are not sufficient words in the English language to describe how much I can not stand his awful accent in Con Air, nor his horrid acting in Ghostrider … and don’t get me started on the cr*p on a stick film he made from stealing my idea for the Declaration of Independence/Da Vinci Code thriller.  That still makes my blood boil … but at least I’m not the only one, watch the video.

“Why couldn’t you put the bunny back in the box” … who writes that sh*t?!