Review: Step Brothers

boats and ho’s

Holy crap, this movie is hilarious.  I watched it last night with Lindsey and I have no idea why I waited this long to see it.  I’m still laughing about the final scene at the F*CKING CATALINA WINE-MIXER!  I am not a huge fan of John C. Riley, but there really is no better guy to play alongside Will Farrell.  Bottom line, this movie is awesome and you should all go rent it (preferably from Netflix) right now.  Do it!

They really do take profanity to a whole new level, here are my favorite lines from the film…

  • “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the b*lls”
  • “You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.”
  • “I manage a baseball team.”  “Oh, little league?”  “Fantasy League”
  • “I”m so scared right now. I’m just gonna to do what’s sensible, I’m gonna file for unemployment. Then I’m gonna try to get a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car because they got an excellent corporate structure and they… they give you the tools to be your own boss.”
  • “Hold on. We’re not going on the boat, Derek’s selling the house, and we have to go to therapy?  … What the F happened?!”
  • “I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home”
  • “Mom, I honestly thought I was going to be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes, and at one point he said, “let’s get it on.”
  • “Denise called and she said she can’t go out with you on New Year’s Eve because she’s not your girlfriend, she’s your therapist.”  “She’s a rascal”
  • “Brennan, I thought you were incredibly brave. And I mean that in strictly the most clinical and professional sense possible, with no emotional, intimate, sexual, or any other undertones that you could possibly infer.”
  • “I’m gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your a** you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces sh*t!”

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