“Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!”

Flashback to 1998.  It’s the spring of my junior year at St. Louis Park High.  After 2 months of hitting balls at the driving range with the other kids interested trying out for the golf team, it was time to play a real course.  I had only done Par 3’s up to this point, and never really owned or used a driver, but I liked playing with Jurisz and Grant Lazer the past few years so I figured why not try.  (editor’s note:  I tried, and failed)

Flash forward to today.  It has been 10 years since I picked up a golf club not tipped with green rubber to hit a into a windmill or clown’s mouth.  I haven’t even done a par 3, let alone more in over a decade.  But I’m getting old and its time to pick things up where i left off.  My body can’t take the wear and tear of Ultimate and Football like it used to, so I decided to go out and get a new set of clubs and start playing golf again like other business-savvy professionals in the norm.  Last weekend I did an Executive 9 with Shkonik and Rozinka, and definitely remembered why I played growing up.  Golf is damn fun.  Now that I spent a small fortune on a new set, I plan to make good use of them.  So who out there would like to get a tee time together this summer?  If I knew what a handicap was, I’d give it to you but I have no idea.  I just know I am better than I thought and need some good excuses to get out and play some more while the summer is young.  Any takers?