Manta Ray Inn, Hollywood Beach, FL

Well, Lindsey and I are off to Florida for a weekend of sun, surf, babies, and retirees … who could ask for anything better than that??  Sure the weather is supposed to be 50 degrees warmer than Minneapolis, Lindsey’s root canal diet has her looking excellent in a swimsuit, and I need a vacation to recover from my last vacation … but things could still go horrible wrong.  In order to survive a week vacation together with your girlfriend and your family, there are certain Rules of Life that need to be made.  So here’s my advice to survive…

• Don’t do or say ANYTHING in front of your family that would be normal with your girlfriend
• Don’t do or say ANYTHING in front of your girlfriend that would be normal with your family

And with that, I am off.  Enjoy the first ghostblogger post tomorrow and have a fantastic weekend!